The Alien Breeder: new server rules!

[Unsichtbar]

You guys aren't happy with our old server rules? So here are the new ones! Obay the rules or we will tortured you and your pet too. If you don't have a pet we will buy you one to tortured it.

Klick here to read the new rules

haha.. stupid rules, but also funny..

They have alwayse been obayed!!

Lovely!
How about prohibiting caffein? (or however that's spelled)
That would make nighttime games REALLY interresting

Koffein {n} - caffeine


Wörterbücher bringens :P

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who need's caffeine when they got WaRM BEER? kkk


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I didnt saw the "new" ones, but seems like Unsichtbar had a little long party with much "fun" .... XD

The new ones are quite "funny" but oh well.

Originally Posted by Unsichtbar

So you guys don't like my server rules? OK, no problem... here are the new ones:

New server rules:
1. No junkfood during playing
2. Don't play with your food
3. No dancing in the ready room
4. Only white or blue underwear allowed
5. No virgins
6. You have to be older then jung and junger then old
7. Always join the team who is winning or you will lose
8. Balance your body or you will fall over
9. Your stats will suck if you are to bad
10. No bunnys outside the cage

Old server rules (outdated):
1. Only default client scripts are allowed (no toggles, switches and no multibindes - no scripting at all)
2. No hacks
3. No custom models allowed
4. No custom sounds allowed
5. No custom sprites or any other custom contend
6. You have to be 18 years or older to play on our gameservers!
7. No winner team joining
8. Balance the teams and balance the team skills as well (no uber player stack in one team)
9. No stats padding and stats pushing
10. No bunny jumping and stafe jumping

hehe nice rules

I don't like rule number 4, since I prefere playing NS totally undressed, surrouded by all my pornographic magazines, listening to Wagner or Ludwig Van at full sound!

Haha really nice rules

Funny but what about real rules ... I would hate to see this server going down the drain coz asswipes think they can frolic around ...

If you watch too ... hm.. what word can describe it...

when you watch over the rules too excatly you wont ever find someone who dont "break" them.

And if you every single warn, or kick/ban etc. you wont have any players in a couple of weeks.


When you warn/kick/ban at extreme excamples, than the player gonna "respekt" that and still play at your server.


But if your one of them who dont give a shit about the players opinion you gonna kick/ban them whenever you want, you just need to still get in mind, that you'r the one than who did stuff wrong, and you'll loose one after the other player until you got only bots to play :P




Anyways, rules are allways good, but when you overact it noone will ever listen to you or simply never come back to your server or whatever

Good point. I like the way it's now!